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Smuckles von Smee is here to brighten your day.

Need some slime on your feet? Smuckles is more than happy to help! Need some slimy feet AND cute noises? Why, today is your lucky day!

"SQUEEEEEE!"

"Meep meep meep!"

The monsters want you to see the animation!

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"Boopity boopity beep!"

Smuckles can perform many emotions. His favorite is surprise.

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Smuckles von Smee is here to brighten your day.

Need some slime on your feet? Smuckles is more than happy to help! Need some slimy feet AND cute noises? Why, today is your lucky day!

"SQUEEEEEE!"

"Meep meep meep!"

The monsters want you to see the animation!

Get the Adobe Flash player.

Get Adobe Flash player

If you would like to see animated GIFs instead, visit the monsters page. We thank you from the bottom of our bottoms.

"Boopity boopity beep!"

Smuckles can perform many emotions. His favorite is surprise.

Meet Smuckles von Smee

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Smuckles von Smee is here to brighten your day.

Need some slime on your feet? Smuckles is more than happy to help! Need some slimy feet AND cute noises? Why, today is your lucky day!

"SQUEEEEEE!"

"Meep meep meep!"

The monsters want you to see the animation!

Get the Adobe Flash player.

Get Adobe Flash player

If you would like to see animated GIFs instead, visit the monsters page. We thank you from the bottom of our bottoms.

"Boopity boopity beep!"

Smuckles can perform many emotions. His favorite is surprise.

Meet Smuckles von Smee

Smuckles von Smee is here to brighten your day.

Need some slime on your feet? Smuckles is more than happy to help! Need some slimy feet AND cute noises? Why, today is your lucky day!

"SQUEEEEEE!"

"Meep meep meep!"

The monsters want you to see the animation!

Get the Adobe Flash player.

Get Adobe Flash player

If you would like to see animated GIFs instead, visit the monsters page. We thank you from the bottom of our bottoms.

"Boopity boopity beep!"

Smuckles can perform many emotions. His favorite is surprise.